I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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