In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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