I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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