if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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