so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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