Three words: puerto rican gang bang
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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