In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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