But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Never joke about your clitoris.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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