Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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