it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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