Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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