We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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