Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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