the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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