If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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