my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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