We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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