Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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