Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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