My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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