Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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