Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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