smell my finger.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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