i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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