Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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