People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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