i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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