I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I don't deserve a penis
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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