Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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