that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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