Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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