Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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