So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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