Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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