Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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