i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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