He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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