ya dads aren't the best wingmen
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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