i may or may not be watching the land before time
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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