am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Randomize