Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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