just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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