You work out of a Hotel?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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