i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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