Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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