I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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