Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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