white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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