I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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