Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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